Black Sandy Beaches - The Dear Hunter
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a...– -Eric Nally, of Foxy Shazam, on being bad.
Kiss me and you’ll know how important I am.– Sylvia Path (via simply-shay)
Have a paint war. Get large bath sponges and cut them into baseball size sponges then dip them in buckets of washable paint and go crazy. Make a list of outrageous things on a Bingo card like mullets, scrunchies, spandex pants and hiking boots, etc and walk around WalMart trying to find people sporting the items on your bingo cards. Loser has to buy the winner Hot Pockets for dinner Eat lunch...
sea-monsters asked: The whole movie is really great. I just loved that part the most, though.
my dad texts me,
“I have candy in the fridge with your name on it.” - dad “I made puppy chow/muddie buddies a few hours ago. Still recovering from my diabetic coma. ” - me “You just need more candy.” - dad “You’re trying to kill me, right?” - me “Yeah.” - dad HAHAHAHAHA
taking out my monroe piercing. yeah?